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Wednesday, 18 February 2015

Bad news on soprano scene

To: Rich, Affluent and Philanthropic Inc. 
From: Enoch, handsome and intelligent. 


Permanently out-sold by inferior works of drama, my latest piece, "Enoch: Handsome and Intelligent" has fallen by the wayside. I am writing to you to request much-needed funding to expand our limited resources.

At present our small troupe operates out of an abandoned post office: the once-famous Postal Office of the South (P.o.S.) which you will recall played host to the now legendary debacle concerning a 5-inch chalice of late Medieval design with a few of the precious gems missing from around the rim and a shady secret society.

In any case, we urgently require funding. The absolute minimum amount we require to mount an adequate production of "Enoch: Handsome and Intelligent" is £100,000.00.

Please contact my office if you have any enquiries. The address is:

The Post Office,
Sion Hill,
XZ16 84L

Yr. Obt. Svt.


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